My New Photography Blog

May 18th, 2008

I have started a new photography blog just for my photos only, linked with flickr I hope to eventually I will update to a proper paid hosted Photo Web Site that Keith is currently working on, but it takes a while so I started this one in the mean time.
Hosted by free Irish Blogs.ie Colette McNamara Photography does exactly what it says on the tin, please come by and check it out and please leave comments, thats important for it to take off, its still being set up but id appreciate you adding it to the ould links in your own blogs or whatever, thanks for all your support :)

I curse…a lot!

May 18th, 2008

…So iv decided to try and be a little more lady like and try to stop (Hears throws of laughter behind me!) no really, my language can be fucking terrible, so iv decided to put 20 cent into savings every time I curse, SHIT I just noticed I cursed above in saying ‘fucking terrible’…FUCK I did it again!…bollox im already down a Euro in the course of this post!

There Justified and ancient…(and friggin Insane!)

May 17th, 2008

A country singer singing a dance song backed by a rapper singing about justified and ancient people driving a icecream van to Mu Mu land… WHAT??!!

All bound for Mu Mu Land
All bound for Mu Mu Land
(hey)
(hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (justified)
(hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land
(Bring the beat back!)

They’re Justified, and they’re Ancient,
And they like to roam the land.
(just roll it from the top)
They’re Justified, and they’re Ancient,
I hope you understand.
(to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now)
They called me up in Tennessee
They said “Tammy, stand by The Jams”
But if you don’t like what they’re going to do,
You better not stop them ’cause they’re coming through
(bring the beat back)

(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (justified)
(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (justified)
(Ancients of Mu Mu)

Mu Mu Land
Mu Mu Land
All bound for Mu Mu Land

They’re Justified, and they’re Ancient,
And they drive an ice cream van.
(just roll it from the top)
They’re Justified and they’re Ancient,
With still no master plan.
(to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now)
The last train left an hour ago,
They were singing “All aboard”
All bound for Mu Mu Land,
Then someone starting screaming “Turn up the Strobe”
(bring the beat back)

(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (justified)
(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)
(Bring the beat back)

Justified and Ancient, Ancient and a-justified,
Rocking to the rhythm in their ice cream van
with the plan and the key to
enter into Mu Mu
Vibes from the tribes of the Jams

I know where the beat is at,
‘cos I know what time it is
Bring home a dime,
Make mine a “99″

New style, meanwhile, always on a mission while
Fishing in the rivers of life
Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi)
Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi)
Fishing in the rivers
Fishing in the rivers
Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi)

Voo-va-voolie
Za-shi-va-zom
Voo-va-voolie
<——— WHAT?? LOL!
(Bring the beat back)

(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (justified)
(Hey hey)
All bound for Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)

They have travelled the world
With the ice cream van
Their voyage, the bottom of time
They have entered the place
with the Mu Mu mate
And their children so pride
Mine as a “99″
(Bring the beat back)

Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)
Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)
All bound for Mu Mu Land

Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)
Mu Mu Land (Ancients of Mu Mu)
All bound for Mu Mu Land

Mu Mu Land
Mu Mu Land
All bound for Mu Mu Land …

I mean WTF?! do I really have to be stoned or something to get this song?

Diablo has a willy!

May 17th, 2008

Calvin Klein 'Amphibian'!

She is no longer a she… she has a willy im pretty sure I saw it! Either she got a sex change without telling me or we sexed her wrong…I mean him! There goes the dreams of having millions of babies in the tank because Squirt is definately a male! oh well I still lover her…I mean him!!!

Another New Drum

May 14th, 2008

My New Djembe

Picked this little beautay up today im completely delighted with it! 12" Diameter head 24" tall and made of solid Mahogany, this is the Water Rhythm version of the Traditional African Rope Tuning Djembes from Meinl Percussion it also came with the padded bag and sounds rockin :)

Britans X-Files Made Public

May 14th, 2008

Ahhh this brings back memories of when I drooled over David Duchovney back in the 90s and I adored the X-Files, well believe it or not they X-Files are infact a real thing! not in America though but on our own doorstep so to speak, and now they are open for all of us to see, funky :)

**Taken from Yahoo news**

ITN - 2 hours 36 minutes agoBritain’s X-Files, that include hundreds of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects, have been opened to the public for the first time.

(Advertisement)
The documents released at the National Archives in Kew, include sightings recorded by Ministry of Defence staff of an alien craft over Wallasey Town Hall and a saucer-shaped UFO hovering over Waterloo Bridge.

Some sightings are easily explained, such as the one submitted by drinkers at The Walnut Tree near Tunbridge Wells in 1982. They repeatedly reported seeing sightings of red and green flashing lights in the sky above the pub.

When quizzed on the location of the strange lights, they said they were seen, on each occasion, in the direction of Gatwick airport.

The power of suggestion also seems to have had a strong influence on what people see in the sky, with the number of reports doubling after the release of Steven Speilberg’s Close Encounters of the Third Kind in 1977.

But some of the reports come from more reliable sources. There is a report from two police officers in April 1984 who responded to a call from members of the public in Stanmore who claimed to have seen a UFO.

The officers saw the object and described it as circular, with a dome on the top and bottom, with multi-coloured lights.

Another report taken in 1984 dispels the myth that sightings are only seen in isolated areas, after numerous witnesses on Waterloo Bridge in London report seeing a saucer-shaped UFO.

Nick Pope, who worked for the Ministry of Defence for 21 years and was responsible for investigating the sightings, said: “While there’s no evidence of little green men in these files, they should be of immense interest to sceptics and believers.

“Most of the UFO sightings here are probably misidentifications of aircraft lights and meteors, but some are more difficult to explain, and include UFOs seen by police officers and pilots, and cases where UFOs have been tracked on radar.”

But the documents show the MoD was not investigating the possibility of visitors from outer space making a stop at Earth.

Defence intelligence staff were more interested in checking that UFOs were not in fact signs of earthly covert spying missions by other countries.

An MoD memo from 1983 says: “The sole interest of the Ministry of Defence in UFO reports is to establish whether they reveal anything of defence interest (eg intruding aircraft).”

The note goes on to say there are adequate explanations for the phenomenon, including space junk burning up in the atmosphere, unusual cloud formations and meteorological balloons.

Eight files have been released after a Freedom of Information request by UFO researchers. Over the next four years more than 150 files will be thrown open.

My New Girlie Drum!

May 13th, 2008

I think Maz & Margaret will just love this!

Meinl Flower Power Cajon

This is my new Cajon drum, it sounds amazing and doubles as a cute stool!! I adore this thing and the sound out of it is just rockin! :)

Meinl are a great drum company and iv ordered my traditional african Djembe off them too and it will be here tomorrow, cant wait :)

Here is a Cajon Demo of what it sounds like :)

Open Invitation

May 13th, 2008

You are cordially invited to attend the opening of

Blank Parody

an exhibition of work by LSAD 3rd year Printmaking students.

When:
Tuesday 20th May - 8pm

Where:
2a Chapel Court
Cathedral Place
Limerick

Curated and opened by Suzannah O’Reilly - member of the Limerick Printmakers, practising artist and part-time lecturer.

The exhibition features the following artists:
Peter Cleary Caroline Lernihan
Vicky Cody Jennifer Lynch
Alan Crowley Kenneth McDonagh
Jennifer Daly Colette McNamara
Claire Duffy Deirdre Murphy
Caroline Dunne Lizanne Murphy
Pat Fitzpatrick Mary Myers
Ceri Garfield Brigid Nee
Evelyn Glynn Tessa O’Connor
Miriam Hackett Ailis O’Neill
Noah Hamilton Grace O’Neill
Niamh Healy Ruth Riordan
Simon Houlihan Adrian Rynne
Naomi Kamat Schultz Melissa Sheehy

-Numerous works for sale

Exhibition continuing until - Monday 26th May 10am-5pm

We hope to see you on the night!

Blank Parody

2a Chapel Court,

Cathedral Place,

Limerick.

The babies :)

May 12th, 2008

Ill be away for a bit

May 7th, 2008

just to let you know ill be away until Tuesday 13th May so if you need me call me! :)